Thursday, February 21, 2013
Bootcamp Mafia Episode 3: Enter Zombie Man
Disclaimer: Bootcamp Mafia episodes are for humor and entertainment only. No disrespect or bad stuff intended. If you don't like it, go away. Slit your wrists, get pissed and go jump off a bridge in other words.
So things have been fairly quiet at bootcamp lately. Kumar and troll sporadically showing up. The rest of the crew being lazy POS's and quitting for the most part. The Loyal Die Hard Legion members hanging tough - Jillian, Cage Fighter, and a couple others.
But then out of the blue, enters Zombie Man. I though he was an oxygen thief in the past and guess what? Yup still do! But his money is green and times are tough so here he is.
Now zombie man is a special kind of fu&*ed up. I was originally going to call him DSB (down syndrome boy), but you know how every one gets offended if you say a disability term. So he has the value of a zombie, so close enough. And he kind of walks and stalks around like a zombie after the warm up and first set of the workout.
So we have established his overall value to society as ZERO. Costing the world precious oxygen and resources. Anyway, I'd like to go on ranting about how awesome he is but -add troll and kumar into the shaker bottle and BOOM. Laughter erupts. I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit but anyways.
Enter Cage Fighter. She gets infuriated as she is working hard and then hears and sees the antics of zombie man and kumar discussing technique and instructing troll. Then cage fighter explodes with a rant heard round the world in an angry barbarian hoard voice. I can't contain my laughter and have to turn away. You had to be there. Needless to say it was a sight. Stayed tuned for more drama and action from the fat loss arena.
and now for some motivational music cause even the biggins need love too.
Dempsey's Resolution Fitness