Bootcamp Mafia Episode 5: The Return Of Kumar

Disclaimer: My bootcamp mafia episodes are for comedy, humor and entertainment only. All characters are purely fictional and exist only in my nightmares. No offense or hard feelings are ever intended. And as always, if you don't like it, simply go away. 

So this past month, things have been quiet, as the trio of cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers known as Kumar, Troll and Zombie Man, disappeared off of the radar screen. Things returned to the normal, peaceful and happy environment until tonight. 

Then as usual, late and useless, Kumar burst upon the scene like the pus of a festering zit. Boom! He was back. Fortunately, he was alone. It wasn't so bad even though I was deeply saddened and distraught at his untimely return. 

The workout went fine and the return of Kumar was without fanfare. It just goes to show you that when you think things are looking up - BAM another torpedo hits the hull of the Bismark. 

I will keep you posted as developments unfold. Maybe without the trio of darkness, Kumar's negative energy can be dissipated by the cheer and goodwill of other more noble humans.   

Time will tell. Stay tuned for more updates.

Eric

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